THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD
Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
Man 1: but I'm not!
Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: honestly?
Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: probably Iron Man.
Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
Man 2: oh yeah..
Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
*awkward silence*
Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!
noxi:
WAITWAITWAIT WHAAAT
WAIT
WAIT THAT..
HOLY SHIT
…
:|
*flips laptop* FUCK
WELP.
8U this beats my little treehouse in the jungle…*cries*
I thought this was a natural formation until I actually saw the bottom left corner, then I was just like HOLY CRAP
STOP IT
omg how HOW
holy fucking shit
how….do you…..even……………………
w-ha-wha wha what what? how I thought that was real at first
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT WOW HOLY SHIT
what
That awkward moment when you realize that your friend is totally gay about you.
Leonardo: "I work on the small portrait of a woman. I am growing rather fond of it."
Ezio: "Do not let a beautiful girl distract you from constructing my designs."
Leonardo: "Have no worries. Women provide little distraction."
Ezio: "Wait, I don't get it."
Leonardo: "…"
Ezio: "…" *stares & look away*
