domirine:

so silky, so smooth

greatmastercami:

that’s it

mutisija:

this is seriously fucking hilarious because alex is literally like desmond’s evil twin

Alex Mercer; Pick Up Lines
 requested by Anon 

owlik:

submission by whisperbox

Just for today, let’s party!

captain-gumdrops:

bluhbluhhugedork:

The Spider Who Couldn’t Hide

I HATE SPIDERS BUT OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS HELP

it’s the first time I don’t reblog something but post something I found on the internet instead and I suddenly have over 100 notes on that in 4 hours

courfeyrrac:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet, subject seventeen

pieofthelord:

ultimiavlad:

egbertdork:

paarfekt:

stupidphresh:

donafuckingtelli:

raging-raichel:

bonbuns:

lunaticbone:

impercussis:

amixedreality:

divinebrohoodofbuttz:

I can’t even pretend like I can listen to this without laughing.

OMYGOD

OH MY GOD I CHOKED

…

whAT IS THIS IM CRYAING

This is the theme song to my life.

A for effort

i know i just reblogged this, but i had to again….IT GENIUS

OMFG NOT AGAIN MY EVERYTHING HURTS

hi this is me reincarnated into song form

THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.

I don’t know what I expected

Certainly not this

Omg perfection