What is this, the Cathouse?
[ For all you young folks, that’s a porn joke ]
I must insist that these aspersions about my brother stop.
1. Altair, when drowned, makes a wonderful floatation device!
2. Ezio won’t shut his damn mouth about he amount of girls he’s done.
3… . he was fat … and delicious.
4. ALEX FLIES, WE’RE GETTING OUT OF HERE. But we both ate Desmond, regardless.
Not only did he eat my Agnolo, he’s always shitting on my floor. Look at that face. Evil. Plotting no good.
Oh, hello, Maria.
DON’T PLUCK HIS TAIL FEATHERS. GET AWAY. ALL OF YOU. SHOO!
NO, ALTAIR. PILLOWS. PILLOWS.