What is this, the Cathouse?
[ For all you young folks, that’s a porn joke ]
1. Altair, when drowned, makes a wonderful floatation device!
2. Ezio won’t shut his damn mouth about he amount of girls he’s done.
3… . he was fat … and delicious.
4. ALEX FLIES, WE’RE GETTING OUT OF HERE. But we both ate Desmond, regardless.

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What is this, the Cathouse?
[ For all you young folks, that’s a porn joke ]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6z1k20fc61rqr5n6o1_500.png)







