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Dreams, Feathers and Rainbows
askstumpy:

What is this, the Cathouse?
[ For all you young folks, that’s a porn joke ]

askstumpy:

What is this, the Cathouse?

[ For all you young folks, that’s a porn joke ]

askstumpy:

I must insist that these aspersions about my brother stop. 

askstumpy:

I must insist that these aspersions about my brother stop. 

askstumpy:

1. Altair, when drowned, makes a wonderful floatation device!2. Ezio won’t shut his damn mouth about he amount of girls he’s done. 3… . he was fat … and delicious.4. ALEX FLIES, WE’RE GETTING OUT OF HERE. But we both ate Desmond, regardless.

askstumpy:

1. Altair, when drowned, makes a wonderful floatation device!
2. Ezio won’t shut his damn mouth about he amount of girls he’s done.
3… . he was fat … and delicious.
4. ALEX FLIES, WE’RE GETTING OUT OF HERE. But we both ate Desmond, regardless.

ask-machiavelli:

Not only did he eat my Agnolo, he’s always shitting on my floor. Look at that face. Evil. Plotting no good.

ask-machiavelli:

Not only did he eat my Agnolo, he’s always shitting on my floor. Look at that face. Evil. Plotting no good.

askstumpy:

Oh, hello, Maria.

askstumpy:

Oh, hello, Maria.

askstumpy:

DON’T PLUCK HIS TAIL FEATHERS. GET AWAY. ALL OF YOU. SHOO!

askstumpy:

DON’T PLUCK HIS TAIL FEATHERS. GET AWAY. ALL OF YOU. SHOO!

askstumpy:

NO, ALTAIR. PILLOWS. PILLOWS.

askstumpy:

NO, ALTAIR. PILLOWS. PILLOWS.